Friday, November 26, 2010

Stuff that Girls are More Into than Guys

Again, purely from personal observation...

What have I forgotten? Am I wrong about some of these items?



Children
Talking through problems
Working with people
Empathizing
Knitting, Crocheting, Sewing and other similar creative endeavors
Playing with dolls (as children)
Shoes
Clothing in general
Gardening
Altruism
Doing more than one thing at once
Making things look good/pretty
Makeup
Talking
Maintaining more than one thread of conversation at once
Organizing-type video games such as Tetris, Bejeweled
Texting on the phone
Talking on the phone
Eating salad
Pilates
Yoga
Hair (on head)
Hair removal (not on head)
Painting fingernails and toenails
General beauty-related stuff
Posting and commenting on facebook

Sunday, November 21, 2010

Stuff that Guys are More Into than Girls

This is based on personal observation. Would you agree or disagree? What have I forgotten?

Computers
Electronics
Software
Physics
Mathematics
Lego
Motorized vehicles (cars, motorcycles)
Motorized *anything* in general
Building things such as houses
Do-It-Yourself projects (e.g. putting together a cabinet)
Fixing stuff
Anything mechanical such as plumbing, wiring, working with engines
Sales
Leadership
Skateboarding
Mountain biking
Surfing
Ski-ing
Snowboarding
Mountain climbing
Hiking
Flying aircraft and helicopters
Operating construction equipment
Porn
Drinking alcohol
Gambling
Drugs
Sex
Speed (as in moving quickly, not as in drugs)
Fighting
War
Hunting
Fishing
Shooting guns, even if not hunting
Playing Sports
Watching Sports
Making money
Winning

Saturday, November 20, 2010

Song of the Day - Missy Elliott, Work It

Wait, they actually play this on the radio??



Lyrics

[Scratching]DJ please
Pick up your phone
I'm on the request line[Scratching]
This is a Missy Elliott one time exclusive

[Chorus]
Is it worth it, let me work it
I put my thing down, flip it and reverse it
It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*
If you got a big [elephant], let me search it
To find out how hard I gotta work ya
It's (I put thing down, flip and reverse it)*Backwards 2x*

[Verse 1]
I'd like to get to know ya, so I can show ya
Put the pussy on ya, like I told ya
Gimme all your numbers so I can phone ya
Your girl acting stank than call me ova
Not on the bed, lay me on your sofa
Call before you come, I need to shave my chocha
You do or you don't or you will or you won't cha
Go downtown and eat it like a vulcha
See my hips and my tips don't cha
See my ass and my lips don't cha
Lost a few pounds in my whiffs for ya
This the kinda beat that go bha ta ta
Ra ta ta ta ta ta ta ta ta
Sex me so good I say blah blah blah
Work it, I need a glass of wata
Boy oh boy its good to know ya

[repeat chorus]

[verse 2]
If you're a fly gyal, then get your nails done
Get a pedicure, get your hair did
Boy lift it up, lets make a toasta
Lets get drunk, its gon bring us closa
Don't I look like a HalleBerry posta?
See dem Belvedere playin tricks on ya
Girlfriend wanna be like me neva
You won't find a bitch that's even betta
I make it hot as Las Vegas weatha
Listen up close while I take you backwards
(Watch the way Missy like to take it backwards)*Backwards*
I'm not a prostitute but I can give you whatchu want
I love your braids and your mouth full of fonts
Love the way my ass bump bump bump bump bump bump
Keep your eyes on my bump bump bump bump bump
And think you can handle this ga-dunk ga-dunk dunk
Take my thong off and my ass go boom
Cut the lights off so you see what I can do

[repeat chorus]

[verse 3]
Boys, boys, all type of boys
Black, white, Puerto Rican, Chinese boys
???? thanga thang, ???? thanga thang
Girls, girls, get that cash
If its not a foul shakin that ass
Ain't no shame ladies, do your thang
Just make sure you ahead of tha game

Just cuz I got a lot of fame supa
Prince couldn't get me change my name howpa
Kunta Kinte, enslave a game, no se
Picture black sayin oh yesa massa
Picture Lil' Kim dating a pastor
Minute man big red can outlast ya
Who is the best, I don't have to ask ya
When I come out, you won't even matta
Why you act dumb like ughhh, duh
So you act dumb like ughhh, duh
And the drummer boy go pa rum pum pum pum
Give ya some some, some of this in a bun

[repeat chorus]

To my fellas, ooooh
Good God, I like the way you work that
[scratching]
To my ladies, woo
You sure know how to work that, good God

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Song of the Day - Morrissey, Irish Heart, English Blood



Lyrics:

Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And no regime can buy or sell me

I've been dreaming of a time when
To be English is not to be baneful
To be standing by the flag not feeling
Shameful, racist or partial

Irish blood, English heart, this I'm made of
There is no-one on earth I'm afraid of
And I will die with both my hands untied

I've been dreaming of a time when
The English are sick to death of Labour
And Tories, and spit upon the name of Oliver Cromwell
And denounce this royal line that still salute him
And will salute him forever.

Airplanes, terrorism and the TSA



Dear reader,


There's a lot of fuss about naked body scanners and intrusive pat-downs at the moment, and rightly so. However, there's also an elephant in the room that nobody is talking about so I'm going to.

The main point of these precautions is to lower the probability of a terrorist getting a bomb onto an airplane and setting it off.

But all a terrorist has to do is to stuff a bag of explosives up their ass or put it into their vagina and then opt for the pat-down. The pat down isn't going to find it.

BOOM!



Sunday, November 7, 2010

Song of the Day: Usher, DJ Got Us Fallin' In Love



Lyrics
(yeah man) 
So we back in the club 
Get that bodies rockin from side to side (side to side) 
Thank God the week is done 
I feel like a zombie gone back to life (back to life) 
Hands up, and suddenly we all got our hands up 
No control of my body 
Ain't I seen you before? 
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life 
Gonna get you right 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Keep downing drinks like this 
Not tomorrow that just right now, now, now, now, now, now 
Gonna set the roof on fire 
Gonna burn this mother f**ker down, down, down, down, down, down 
Hands up, when the music drops 
We both put our hands up 
Put your hands on my body 
Swear I seen you before 
I think I remember those eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life 
Gonna get you right 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 

Get naked baby 
I'm sorry chica 
Better holla at Tyrone 
Let him know how I jump through your foot loop 
Scolla chico two can 
We're from the blocka blocka o polaca 
Were the boys get loose like wacka flacka 
Oh no man, it's global 
Was' up 
Colale flacka 
I wanna be your gyno, no not your doctor 
Dale abre ahi 
Papa Nicholao baby 
Let me see 
Yo soy el cubanito 
Que esta tostaito 
Yo freco, no OK 

Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life 
Gonna get you right 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Yeah, baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
So dance, dance, like it's the last, last night of your life, life 
Gonna get you right 
Cause baby tonight, the DJ got us falling in love again 
Yeah, thank you DJ

Song of the Day: Flo Rida, Club Can't Handle Me



Sing-a-Long Lyrics:

You know I know how 
To make 'em stop and stare as I zone out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Watchin you watchin me I go all out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah) 
The club can't even handle me right now 
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah) 

Haha, can't nothin handle me right now! 
I see you D-Guetta!!! Lets get em!! 

Hey! 
I own the light and I don't need no help 
Gotta be the feeling that scarface player 
Stuntin go wild can't handle this plan 
Life of the club arrogant like yeah! 
Top like money so the girls just melt 
One too many they all know me like twelve 
Look like cash and they all just stare 
Bottles, Models, standin on chairs 

Fall out cuz that's the business 
All out it's so ridiculous 
Zone out so much attention 
Scream out! I'm in the building (hey!) 
They watchin, I know this! 
I'm rockin, I'm rolling! 
I'm holding, I know it, you know it! 

You know I know how 
To make 'em stop and stare as I zone out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Watchin you watchin me I go all out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah) 
The club can't even handle me right now 
(Yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah, yeah yeeaaaaah) 

Hey! 
Still feelin myself I'm like outta control 
Can't stop now more shots lets go 
Ten more rounds can I get a Kato 
Paparazzi trying to make me pose 
Came to party till I came no more 
Celebrate cuz that's all I know 
Tip the groupies takin off their clothes 
Grand finale like superbowl 
Go, hard! I run the show 
That's right wild I've got money to blow 
More lights, more ice when I walk in the door 
No hype do it big all over the globe 

[ From: http://www.metrolyrics.com/club-cant-handle-me-lyrics-flo-rida.html ]


Yeah! 
I said it! 
Go tell it! 
Confetti! 
Who ready? 
I'm ready! 
You ready? 
Lets get it! 

You know I know how 
To make em stop and stare as I zone out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Watchin you watchin me I go all out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 

You got me watchin now (hey!) 
Got my attention now (hey!) 
Got everybody in the club wanting to know now 
I am a ladies man 
Come and be my lady friend 
We can both, zone, out! 
Bring ya body here let me switch up your atmosphere 
I'll take you outta the club and up in my new lim' 
Fly you all around the world 
(What)'chu want, baby girl? 
Are you ready to go? Now! 

You know I know how 
To make em stop and stare as I zone out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Watchin you watchin me I go all out 
The club can't even handle me right now 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
The club can't even handle me right now (Putch'yo, putch'yo hands up!) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Lets celebrate now! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
Putch'yo hands up! (Yeah, yeeaaaaah) 
You know who shut it down!